my survey
Does anybody care? I should
hope not. This is one of the duller, less creative surveys.
I thought it would be appropriate to this site. :P
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> 1.LIVING ARRANGEMENT. the bowels of
hell.
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> 2.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS?
oujia boards are dumb. people who use them are dumb.
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> 3.YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? lately, SPACE
GHOST! what a great show!
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> 4.FAVORITE BOARD GAME : blah
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> 5.FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Good Housekeeping.
:P
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> 6.FAVORITE SMELLS: feces.
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> 7.WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: 87 different
venereal diseases.
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> 8.BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: accumulating
those 87 different venereal diseases.
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> 9.FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: the Toys soundtrack.
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> 9. FAVORITE SINGLE: the possibly maybe
singles, especially 1 and 3.
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> 10. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK
OF WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED GOING TO THE BATHROOM? I'm just a poor boy,
nobody loves me.
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> 11.ROLLER COASTER- SCARY OR EXCITING?
they scare me. everything scares me.
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> 12.HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER
THE PHONE? at least a dozen.
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> 13.FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Celes
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> 14.FUTURE SON'S NAME: Akihiko
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> 15.FAVORITE FOODS: Chicken Lo Mein,
biscuits and gravy, and chicken and dumplings....and pumpkin pie...and
egg rolls. and cheese cake.
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> 16.CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? chocolate...like
my women.
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> 17.DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? no.
it's a pain.
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> 18.DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
define "sleep"...
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> 19. STORMS- COOL OR SCARY? cool.
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> 20.WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
1994 ford tempo. i still have it.
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> 21. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD
OR ALIVE- WHO WOULD IT BE? tori amos.
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> 22. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
i don't drink.
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> 23.WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
fuck that. zodiacs are for hippies.
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> 24.DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
yes.
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> 25. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU
WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? something involving traveling at my convenience
and high wages.
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> 26.IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY
COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? dark blue...which I have done.
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> 27.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
no... not real love.
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> 28.WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM?
black and white printouts of bjork and tori.
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> 29. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF
FULL? usually half empty.
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> 30. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?
clitora blue pea.
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> 31. FAVORITE MOVIES? welcome
to the dollhouse, raise the red lantern, chunking express, what's eating
gilbert grape?
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> 32. ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?
righty.
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> 33. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS
ON THE RIGHT KEYS? yes.
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> 34. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? a blow-up
bea arthur doll.
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> 35. FAVORITE SONG OF THE MOMENT?
Broken Homes by Tricky and PJ Harvey.
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> 36. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: anything
but golf, football, basketball, and baseball.
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> 37.FAVORITE WORD: gnarlburger (closely
followed by buttpod)
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> 38. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON
WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: "I know the guy who runs the place, and he's
out of sight."
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> 39. EXTRA QUESTION! LIST ONE INTERESTING
THING ABOUT YOUR ROOMATE : my roomate, although technically non-existent,
is a homosexual sumo wrestler.
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